Indian ITEM to french item

wonder y this adjacent pic is so damn itemistic?? 'coz shez an item...shez the ITEM of out wing...
“hEy hEy hEy my farewell today..plzzzz gimme my writeup points..plzzzzzzzzz...EmE... plzzzE...points ivvavE. I don’t want it to be clean chittt..assalu vesukovadam kooda rakapothe ela??? plzzz tiDitE tiTTanDi..meee ishTam “

This is how she pleaded us to incorporate her writeup as a decent ‘rape’..! hope this matches ur expectation levels…

Long long ago so long ago…….
eme eppudo school lo unnappude oke okkasari dini 1st rank evaroo kottesarani…vadi juttu pattukoni marii piki adigindhi endhuku 1st rank tecchukunnavu ani…papam aa abbayi bittiri ayipoyadu. Tanthe burela buttalo paddattu….mana AJ garu English subject lo revaluation valla 20 markulu perigi ikkada adugu pettaru…

Aruna in 1st year: only the cribbing... sleeping under blanket nd crying..and always sick
Tha chedda kothi vana mantha cherinchindhi annatto, One day before maths compre....mana item oka entu snap session pettindhi, danitho dini roomie exam dobbindhi idhi matram pandaga chesukundhi…..

Exams mundhu manaki comp leni times lo, nite normal mind unna bitsian evarayina exam portion oo notes oo leka room numbers oo adugutharu kani mana AJ matram koosey gadidha vacchi mese gadidhani chada kottindhi annattu andharini batteries unnaya…cassettes unnaya …head phones unnaya ani adigi finally walkman undha ani adigi chavagottedhi…

“Ni sem ela avuthundhi “ ani adigina papaniki valla id pop ki rendu pages mail kottindhi..kani mana fundoo rasina matter ento ardham kaka winiges ni pilichi chadivinchukunna…dini pop vallaki T party ivvalsi vacchindhi …aa mail tho vallaki vacchina tala vapu ki…

ITEM in second year...
Okasari dani bitsian name gurinchi danike doubt vacchi valla juniors ni emani adigindhi ante…ITEM ante male item ana leka female item ani refer chesthunnara nannu ani …so appati nunchi vallu Danni “aaa item “ ani pilusthunnaruu papam….

AJ ki comp ante entha pranam ante…. Evarayina chikatiga unna room loki velthuu ee light oo ee fan oo on chestharu kani eme matram comp 1st on chesi tarvathe emayina chesthundhii… ee valla kani comp prema programming koo….inka deniko anukunte porapatu…its exclusively for songs and chatting with some one spl…vallu entha spl ante total nite outs kuda petetdhi valla kosam chat tho…

Dini music picchi ki taggatte dini grand pop music clubber thakur…whom she calls sonu nigam of bits…inkemundhi yahoo lo 24*7 chatting ee ….inthaga abhimaninche dani grand pop tho sudden ga matladatam apesindhi ….vishayam entante oka sari mail lo “I Love you” ani msg vacchindhi…. Kani aa messages pampindhi nenu kadhu ma frnd ani kalla vella padi cheppina vinipinchukoledhu mana AJ…

AJ in 3rd year: her favourite number is juck srry Zuck…not coz it’s the Indian contribution to maths but due to its close relation with her dear frnd’s bitsian name..

Bet kosam emayina chesthundhi……she once treated all the guys in dhaba because she lost on a bet!! Aa bet ento thelusaaa??? To drink a full glass of liquidddd that is a mixture of 23%sugarcane juice, 42% shikanji, 17% lassi and the remaining 18% watermelon juice and 2 tea spoons of chocolate powder without wasting a drop and she was dumb enuf to accept the bet and gracefully treated them…
Stats:
Drunk=one glass
Wasted=3 drops
Treat Venue1=Chirawa dhaba
Bill=1980
Treat Venue2=C’not nobles (ice creams)
Bill=420
Number of ppl attending the treat(excluding AJ)=7 Guyz!

3rd year mana ammayi gari chatting picchi mudhiri pakana padindhi…as a result of that orkutting ki nite out pettedhi…ala ani chala mandhitho chatting aa ante kadhu…scraps anni okalla nunche vacchevi …okkallake vellevi…

Konevadu unte India ni ayina 5 paise ki ammesthundhi……she fooled one of her B3 frnds by creating a hypothetical sister whoz xerox cpy of her….that poor gal doesn’t know till now abt tht falsity…existence of one AJ itself is such a big disaster …how can god repeat the same mistake…

Cuming to her acads…
first year....perfect notes
second year...per zerox of notes
third year.... perfect bewars wid no text buks...goes to roonghta houuse few hours before test...
fourth year..... totally ignorant of courses ..forgets about the tests..also make up letters

once in a lab session she had to open the problem bank from her prof’s webpage…as she didn’t know the prof’s name she opened a wrong page..and eventually got screwed badly by her TA.

Nite antha nidrapokunda okee saari morning 6:00 ki gym kellina rojulu unnayi,,,eee busy(nidra) schedule lo kooda evarithono shuttle aadataaaniki matram bats pattukoni evening velledi.. ayina aa personality ki kooda roju exercise avasarama :P ….inka konni eco classes ki kooda valla influence valle velledani bhogathta,,,

She attends all farewells and batch snaps for a very specific reason..to take snaps with her never ending crush list( she makes crushes spontaneously in farewells too,,,so guys be ready,,whoz gonna get lucky this day)…

Dini revenge enta bayamkarnga vuntundhi ante….oka sari wing notice board lo adi rasina “enduke ila Gundalopala…” pata lyrics pekesinandhuku…..papam rachana cheta ee massssss dhi “ labo labo labari gajulu…ade killi killi” song from Gudumba shankar rayinchindhi….lyrics Writer tarvata ade anukunta ee killi killi song rasindhi…..dinni barinche kante…wing lo 100 pasuvulu penchatam chaaaala easy !!!

diniki tindi pettekante bakasurudiki pettadam easy…chudataniki gattiga galosthe padipoyettu unna…dini tindi capacity entha ante.. okesari full chilly chicken curry, oka chicken biryani…rendu chicken spring roll…rendu earth quakes…oka double scoop icecream…swaha chesindhi…

allllllll things..done only in the lassssssssssst possible moment....in the 11.99999 th hour. Even if you say out of full rage “ aruna get lost” she simply replies…”get found” .She cant be irritated by any one on anything…coz irritating ppl is her birth right . Indians andhari brains spoon tho fork tho thinnadhi saripoka...france junthz ni attack cheyyadaniki vellindhi..! papam..i pity thm..!
....worssssssssssht singer......parama metta parama maaaaaaaassssssssssssssss kani tries to appear kukka poshh...Jokes apart, she is verrry helpful....kiddish....funny....bloddy talented , dedicated ART and D ite…u can count on her for everything, very concerned and caring ,hyper enthued and lively…cheers up everyone

Presenting to you ITEM aka, aru aka ,AJ aka PJ queen aka arunajyothi vajje bearing id no.2003b3a7577…….